Down boys. Them balls aint yours! In fact you don’t even have to be there for the inevitable orgasm that ensues, once your lady inserts them in…

Alright… Let me start this again.

Ben-Wa balls are gorgeous toys made for the pleasure of women only. They go inside the Vagina and that’s the only place they’re meant to go in, guys!

These Orgasm Balls (that’s how I call them) are small solid-sized balls, either empty (hollow) or containing a small ball within each Venus Ball (yes, that’s another name for this delicious miracle) that (Oh heavens!) rolls around with every movement you make.

And where is the connection between these Balls and the inevitable orgasm that they will no doubt cause whenever you make a move?

Well… Imagine for a moment lady… You go out for an evening with your beau, your belle, or just by yourself! But before you do out, you make sure to insert these Ben Wa Balls inside your vagina! I usually do that before putting on my lipstick! A girl has to have manners, don’t you think?

Now every time you move, the little balls inside the bigger ones start rolling around… Ya’r getting the picture girl?

Here is how it translates in mathematical terms! (Yes, I’m odd like that, what can I do?)

Movement = Sexual stimulation = Orgasm

Not in a mood to go out do I hear? Well you know that rocking chair you’ve always dreamed of buying?

I had a girlfriend who called this delicious little Chinese invention an instrument of torture! Well, too many orgasms can do that to a girl ya know!

Ok… What about you guys? Well here’s the deal. Unless your lady uses them in that rocking chair I just told you about, she will have to use muscles to keep them in. Which muscles, you ask, poor simple soul?

Pelvic floor muscles… Imagine that! The more she uses them, the better she can control them muscles, and well, I just leave it to you to visualize what this will do when it will be your turn to … hmmm… pay her a visit!

No sex for you I hear you say? Never mind girl. Ben Wa balls have a perfectly medicinal value in that they increase vaginal elasticity, strengthen said vagina and as a result help bladder control, urinary incontinence.

By the way, if you don’t have the cash to buy an Orgasm Ball, then sneezing, coughing and laughing out loud stimulate the same muscles so there…

Oh… Another by the way! If you’ve read 50 Shades of Grey, then you already know what these little marvels are for. So go on girl… Get in on the fun!

And guys? If you ever wonder what to buy for your girl? Now you know! You’ll be helping HER! And you indirectly. Sure beats them flowers that die off after 3 days.

 

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